Jazz Emu: Perfect Work, In Progress

Jazz Emu was Born To Please. He’s offering more fulfillment than an Amazon warehouse. Why, “Satisfaction” is his middle name, if you pretty heavily reconceptualise the pronunciation of “John”.

9 out of 10 dentists would recommend him. And the fact that 1 out of 10 dentists had his house egged last night is legally a coincidence.

Join the Audiovisual Connoisseur as he brings you an hour of new Musings and Odes that he personally guarantees will leave you 100% satisfied, within 57 minutes, or your money* back**.

*opinions
**discounted

As seen on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown.
“The breakout comedy act of 2023”- The Guardian
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★★★★ Guardian, Evening Standard, Chortle