Seaglass & Featherstone: Curse of The Black Seal

“It’s rude and horny and messy, but it’s also very kind; a great strength.” – Cook’d and Bomb’d

Seaglass Beach is a burlesque dancer and a cabaret singer, and definitely not a member of any secret, seal worshipping occult society.

Gabriel Featherstone is a stand-up comedian and a life model, and also definitely not a member of any secret, seal worshipping occult society.

Together, they’re going to use their incredible performance skills and raw charisma to cure a sick and broken audience of all their emotional, spiritual and psychological maladies. The occult will not be involved. This is a normal, non-satanic burlesque and comedy experience.

The Vatican does not need to be informed about anything that happens in this show.

Come fix your mind, your heart and your soul.

Long live the new flesh!