Glasgow Comedy Festival

Introducing Kelvin Drum-Chapelle

Hi there it's Kelvin Drum-Chappelle (a.k.a. "The Banter Decanter") and it's my FIRST BLOG!

Hi there it's Kelvin Drum-Chappelle (a.k.a. "The Banter Decanter") and it's my FIRST BLOG      
I was described the other day as a "Glasgow Uni Wanker", I was that shocked I almost choked on my avocado!!!

I was described the other day as a "Glasgow Uni Wanker", I was that shocked I almost choked on my avocado!!!

Suitably smug

So here's the real deal Ian Beale introduction:

So here's the real deal Ian Beale introduction:
From Lower Bearsden, studies History of Art (let's Vincent Van GO to Vodka Wodka), and is Captain of the Uni Lacrosse Team. That's a sport, not a brand of tracksuit...if any Strathy students are reading.

From Lower Bearsden, studies History of Art (let's Vincent Van GO to Vodka Wodka), and is Captain of the Uni Lacrosse Team. That's a sport, not a brand of tracksuit... if any Strathy students are reading.

Here's what I've been up to:

Just back from my gap year helping disadvantaged children; in Dundee. So happy I made such a difference, I was like Bono but with a Jack Wills discount card.

Gap Year in Dundee! 

Helping the natives #FeelingBlessed 

I'm running to be the new Class President #VoteKelvinDrumChappelle.

So far I only have one policy; build a wall between Glasgow Uni and Caley Uni, and make Caley pay for it. 

I'm also boycotting Starbucks. The baristards actually spelled my name "KEVIN". Is that even a name? Certainly no one in Hutchesons' Grammar School was called that!

Anyways, it's gonna be like Occupy Wall Street, except just the middle bit of Woodlands Road.

#BoycottStarbucks 

Gotta go guys, absolutely banteriffic sub crawl is happening tonight. Hope it's as cray as last night... we dressed up as working class people (Toby wore a Rangers top with Celtic shorts). The pub had 4 pool cues yet no pool table and a flashy gambling fruit machine that bizarrely had NO PAPAYA! #TobyGotStabbedToDeath

Anyways, let's get on it like a Shakespeare Sonnet, byeeee

Catch Jamie Dalgleish: Immature Student @ West Brewery on Friday 24th March 2017, as part of #GICF17! GET TICKETS HERE!